[Intro]
Big Smoke: "Are you, uh, a real meme?"
Big Smoke 1: "Well, er, I don't know man."
Big Smoke: "Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real CJ?"
Big Smoke 1: "Nah."
Ryder: "Ryder, n***a!"
Big Smoke: "Nuthin? Have you ever tried cheese?"
Big Smoke 1: "Nah, nah."
Big Smoke: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Big Smoke!"

[Chorus]
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
My daw- daw- daw- daw- dawg, ah
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
We are number 9, ah
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
We are number 6

[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
(Big Smoke 1: "Wassup!")
Here’s a little lesson in Smokery
This is going down in Smokestory
If you wanna be a large number 9
You have to chase a CJ on the run
(CJ: "Can't catch me, bitch!")
Just follow my moves and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Big Smoke: "Shhhhhhhh....")
(OOOOOOHHHHH)
(No, don't do it!)
(CJ!)
[Chorus]
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
We are number 7, hey
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
We are number 45 (Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
We are number 9

[Verse 2]
Ha ha ha!
Now look at this cheese, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw!
Now do it!
(All we had to do was throw the damn cheese, CJ!)
(Oh-hoh, let’s try something else.)
Now watch and learn, here's the shit
He'll slip and slide on this extra dip
(Ha ha ha! *gasp*, what the fuck?)
(Oh, no!)

[Chorus]
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
My daw- daw- daw- daw- dawg, ah
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
We are number 9, hey
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
(CJ: Oh shit!)
(Big Smoke: "CJ!!!!!")
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
My daw- daw- daw- daw- dawg, ah
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
We are number 9, hey
(Big Smoke: "NOOOO!")
Ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
We are number 9
We are number 9
[Outro]
We are number 6, extra dip