[Intro: Clairo]
I wanna tell the world
What I have to say
Maybe it’ll turn out bad
Or maybe I’m insane

[Skit]
I’ll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle

[Chorus: JOSH IS CANCELLED, Clairo, & *Janelle Catbagan*]
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye, aye, aye

[Verse 1: JOSH IS CANCELLED]
If I could I’d say, “fuck you bitch,”
I just wanna take-
Take a piss on your face
I know you like to talk your shit ‘bout these hoes
But everybody hates a hypocrite don’t ya know?

[Chorus: JOSH IS CANCELLED, Clairo, & *Janelle Catbagan*]
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye, aye, aye
[Verse 2: JOSH IS CANCELLED]
If I could I’d be a liar and a cheat
Cause they’re the ones that win your heart cause they know how to treat ya
Not me tho, I treat you like a queen
While they fuck you from the back then stab you there, but you like it, you little freak

[Chorus: JOSH IS CANCELLED, Clairo, & *Janelle Catbagan*]

If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, aye, aye
*(If I would I could)*
If I could then you know I would, If I could then you know I would, bitch

[Verse 3: JOSH IS CANCELLED]
If I could I’d date the cutest girl I like
Spend everyday with her and show her the world, right?
Then go behind her back and fuck my ex every night

[Outro: JOSH IS CANCELLED]
Sike! That’s such a shitty thing to do? Who would ever do that, right?

[Skit]
C’mon, quit playin’ around
You don’t wanna play around with me
Let me out of this thing!
You hear me?
Goddamnit! Let me go!
Let me go!
You can’t do this to me!
Urgh, you lousy bitch!