[Chorus: Dappy]
I don't mean to be pushy, pushy
I'm just in it for the pussy, pussy
Who wants to come get a pie of the piece?
Got time for everyone, I ain't on no leash
Be single and mingle around
Seen one too many get tied down
That shit right there is pricey
I ain't got no wifey
I don't mean to be pushy, pushy
I'm just in it for the pussy, pussy
Who wants to come get a pie of the piece?
Got time for everyone, I ain't on no leash (Leash)
Be single and mingle around
Seen one too many get tied down
(Are you set? Back up, let me get that)

[Verse: Dappy]
Do you ever get horny off readin' a text?
You ever had sex over the Internet? (Ayy)
Webcam and shit, wet up your tushy
Cut the story, shot play with your pussy
All lovers, put the plug in the socket like Bobby and Suzie
Wet up the place like a hot jacuzzi (Yeah)
I might come across sweet, really I'm a rudie
Ever since I started puberty
I was lookin' in magazines just to see the nudity (Ah)
Truthfully (Ah), yes, I don't care who you be, be
I'm fine if you take a chick's virginity
Lookin' at your phone becomes a misery (Misery)
'Cause she calls you up more times than infinity
Bitch, let me be, I don't need no stress
I'd rather have a pint and a little of cess
What you think I am? I ain't buyin' you a dress
That's candy floss and I ain't here to impress
Straight, sex, no text, root it then boot it
Shag that back, fuck all the kissin' and cuddlin' (Cuddlin')
Why don't you grab my balls and try jugglin'? (La-la-la)
Josh slept with Bianca
Little did she know he was wanker
'Cause he was a bisexual prick (Ah)
He love slits as well as dicks
He fucked Bianca as hard as Rick (Ah)
Never thinkin' of takin' a trip (Ah), to the clinic
Now they're all in it, they might have AIDS
I can't have babes
At the end of the day
Josh should've put on his hood before the rain (Woo)
You know what I'm sayin', anyway, what's ya name?
Remember me? Hey, you know how I like it, darlin'
Sex no text (Ah), root it then boot it
Shag that back, fuck all the kissin' and cuddlin' (Cuddlin')
Why don't you put my knob in your mouth and try swallowin'? (La-la-la-la-la)
Sex is a crazy thing
Especially if you do it with someone that you don't know (Oh)
There's nothin' wrong with a one night stand
Just watch your possessions if she's a ho though (Woo)
If you only knew what some females have put me through
Last week, I got chased by a beast
Lickin' her lips like I'm some feast (Ah)
I was drunk, my eyes were red
I'm kinda known so I wanted some head (Yeah)
Somehow we ended up in a bed (Ah)
Little did I know she had dreads on her legs
And a wig on her head
I ain't gonna lie, I was scared (Ah)
Bit fat mama came all prepared
About which colour condom would I like
Get the fuck off me, woo
[Chorus: Dappy]
I don't mean to be pushy, pushy
I'm just in it for the pussy, pussy
Who wants to come get a pie of the piece?
Got time for everyone, I ain't on no leash
Be single and mingle around (Mingle around)
Seen one too many get tied down (Down)
That shit right there is pricey (Pricey)
I ain't got no wifey
I don't mean to be pushy, pushy (Ha, DAPZ)
I'm just in it for the pussy, pussy (Ayy, manners)
Who wants to come get a pie of the piece? (Piece)
Got time for everyone, I ain't on no leash (Leash)
Be single and mingle around
Seen one too many get tied down (Down)

[Outro]
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