[Chorus]
I can't find my phone
It's somewhere at home
Where is my phone? Yeah

[Verse 1]
I can hear you, I know that I'm late
But I just can't find it, so they'll have to wait
There's a thousand functions on my Apple Watch thing
But the only thing I use it for is this annoying ping, yeah

[Verse 2]
There is a dot and it says it's right here
I should see it, which I don't, but I know that it's really near
I've gotta leave without it but I'm gonna be real stressed
'Cause I get lost in my own neighborhood without a GPS

[Pre-Chorus]
I need to get some coffee but it takes too much time
'Cause I don't have my Starbucks app and there's a line

[Chorus]
Where is my phone?
My phone is at home
I don't have my phone
[Verse 3]
What did she want? She asked me to pick it up
Was it hairspray? Or tampons? Or maybe plastic cups
She actually needed batteries, so she was super vexed
I couldn't ask about it 'cause I couldn't read her texts

[Pre-Chorus]
It has been a whole hour and I feel my anger grow
What is new on Instagram? I do not know

[Chorus]
Without my phone
I can't find my phone
I don't have my phone