[Verse 1]
Hey boys and girls
This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world
Now close your eyes and travel back in time
With me and Ninja Brian
It's gonna blow your mind to shit!

It was an ordinary day in Dinosaur High
When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives
Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed
Because his tiny wrists
Caused his high-five to miss
And he was like "Fuck this"

[Chorus]
Oh yeah, oh yeah
It's an old-school dinosaur laser fight
Oh yeah, hell yeah
Just a classic dinosaur laser fight

[Interlude]
Aroo
P-chew, p-chew

[Verse 2]
It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown
But it was quiet because in space there is no sound
Did we mention that this took place in space?
It did, so shut your face
Also, there were robots and sharks
[Chorus]
Oh yeah, oh yeah
It's a goddamn dinosaur laser fight
In space, with sharks
It's a balls-out dinosaur laser fight

[Bridge]
It's fucking science!
Just ask Albert Einstein
He invented space

[Verse 3]
And then a bunch of fucking aliens from Mars
Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars
The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace
So they killed them with lasers

[Outro]
Holy shit
And then they had a giant laser party
Dinosaur Laser Party (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
It's fucking science, it's fucking science (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Laser Party!
Fuck