[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
I am the toughest fucking ninja
That you've ever seen
I killed a king
And changed the course of European history

[Pre-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
But that's all in the past
I am changing fast
I'm switching up my stance
'Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Look at me, I'm dancing
Son of a bitch, I'm dancing
Watch me go! Watch me go!

[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
I've banged a thousand hotter girls
Than the hottest girl you've ever seen
I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places
You have never been

[Pre-Chorus: Danny Sexbang & Brian Wecht]
But I don't want romance
Or any dalliance
So button up your pants
'Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance
[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
You gotta believe I'm dancing
Jesus the Christ, I'm dancing
You now believe in God