Ready?
Here we go!
Hey! Hey buddy!
Guess what?
Got a f'message for you
Hey dude! Listen up!
This is important
And its from you know who (Me!)
First you take a G then an O than an F
And you're gonna need a U
And C-K-Y-Ourself
G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-ELF
That's an awful lot of letters
Gee I wonder what it spells
G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-ELF
Wishing you and all your family
Some good and happy health (No!)
Did you get the message?
Have you cracked the code?
Do you know which self you ought to
Fuckin where to go?
I'm pretty sure you get it
A big smart guy like you
The time is drawing nearer
So you know just what to do (Wahoo!)
Okay everyone! Here we go!
Are you all ready? Let's here it!
GO FUCK YOURSELF
(Go fuck yourself)