Hey Adam, you'll never guess what I saw last night
What?
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. That's right
Oh no
They were listening to music, and their voices were low
And he looks a lot like someone that you and I both know!
Who?

Well, I saw Santa rockin' round the Christmas tree
And Mama was as close to Santa as you are to me

They filled up the socks
But before he could go
They started to kiss

Santa just couldn't go

Well, I saw Mama help Santa decorate the tree
With little bitty presents and candy canes for you and me

He started to leave...
Mm!
Then he turned around
I made a noise
*Clunk*
I was sure to be found!
Well, I saw Mama kissin' Santa 'neath the mistletoe
Yeah, and he looked like someone I thought you oughta know