[Verse 1: Sam Fuel]
If you're unlucky enough to be involved in a car accident
Here are the steps you'll need to take to deal with it quickly and smoothly
Becoming a Shaolin Monk:
Locate Shaolin teachers or monks in your area
Try to enrol as a disciple at a temple in your area
Considered travelling to China to study at a Shaolin Temple
Gain acceptance as a disciple at a Shaolin Temple
Adhere to the strict requirements of Buddhism
You know you had me with your sensuous charm
You looked so alarmed as a walk-on bomb
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, my friend's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can, you roll it
Pat it, mark it with a B
And you put it in the oven for baby and me
Here she comes ridin', rollin' down the line
Slippin' and slidin', talkin' her sweet old time

[Verse 2: Victor James/Sam Fuel's Old Man]
Yo, I'm movin' on up now
Getting out of the darkness, my light shines on
My light shines on, my light shines on, they like me
I think they're swell
Isn't it remarkable, how things turn out so well?
Pleasant day, pretty sky, life goes on
Here I lie, not bad, not bad at all
Cozy home, board, and bed, sturdy roof
Beneath my head, not bad, not bad at all
Faithful friends, always near me
Bring me bones, scratch my ear, little bird's come to cheer me
[Verse 3: William Naoill]
Yo, I got blood pressure made songs cos I got strong arms
From now on, you must take over take over the world
But you know what? Change over the world again
No pain, no grain, but ya
The knight sword soldier from the high medieval's renaissance who was typically well versed
In the use of arms and served as a fully armoured heavy cavalryman a man-at-arms
Could be a knight or nobleman, a member of knights' or nobleman's' retinue
Or our mercenary in our company under our mercenary captain
Such man could serve for pay or through feudal obligation
Dar, terms knight and man-at-arms are often used interchangeably
But while all knights equipped for war certainly were men-at-arms
Not all men-at-arms were knights

[Verse 4: Anthony Naoil]
Martial arts do not practice basic skills and finally futile
Practice basic skills is the foundation of Shaolin Kung Fu
Depending on your learning content is different
Practice different basic skills
The Broad Sword: Developed tool lay the wind
The blood grooves near the back edge of the blade are etched in for stability
And for allowing air into the wound for a quick pullout
In ancient China, fears are saying that the Dao
Broadsword will be the master of all weapons
As our result of the way the Dao is employed
It has verified to have more benefits than other weapons
Even our slide sliding a crossed our enemies body
Would cause a lot more critical injury than from the hammer
The pole, the spear, or the whip
Given that the broadsword is sharp only one side
Placing the spine of the sword close towards the body
Can avoid the weapon from causing injury to the holder
[Verse 5: Jessia Fuel/Sam Fuel's Mom]
Butterfly swords: Two short swords working in unison and with deadly results
The butterfly swords was a common southern style weapon
And have the ability to be flipped, hiding it from an enemy
This form naturally increases a practitioner hand and arm speed
Although strengthening one's wrists
This weapon and any form for it are the trademarks of short, but, quick tactics
The spear is referred to as king of the long weapons
Because it's tactics and applications are superior to other weapons
Horsetail tassels were also added to first distract our enemy
And much more important to quit blood from running down the blade

[Verse 6: Frank Fuel/Sam Fuel's Dad]
The students can learn traditional Shaolin Kung-Fu here
With authentic Shaolin Masters from Shaolin Temple
Shaolin Training here can improve health mentally and physically
The Dao, or broadsword in common translations
Is one of the four major weapons in Chinese martial arts
The Dao is primarily a slashing and shopping sword with a single-edge
Trans folklore refers to the Dao as the general of all weapons
The School of Shaolin Kung-Fu teaches multiple broadsword forms