Allright lets do this yall
Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams)
People think its cute when Im in adult situations
Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I ain't playing
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying
Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces
Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone
I won't try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait
And I won't try to touch your boobies on the first date
Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies
Zero times one equals none
Me plus you equals fun
Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?
I am adorable (so freaking cute) you can't resist my advances
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances
Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means
Most of other boys will play you for a fool
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school
I know how please you cus I can do sex good
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods
The square root of 1600 is 40
Dont you wanna be my shortie
When I first saw you I was astounded
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded
Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded
JUSTIN
Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)
DAD
Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong
JUSTIN
I wanna sleep on you
DAD
That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy
JUSTIN
Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy