I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It
Pornography Causes Harm to My Wrists
[Intro]
(Moaning)

[Verse]
Touch a puss' and make a girl – she have a creamy clit (Uh)
She be spouting so much fluid like I pop a zit (Aye)
On a dirty period so fuck her in the shit (Yuh)
What you think you're talking 'bout? Go make me a sandwich
Knock her 'til she black and blue, she used to be a ***** (Uh)
Now she rock a *****-patch, her GPA will sink (Aye)
Make her blind, I cum in eye, she gonna have to blink (Yuh)
What she get for being *****, my second hoe this week
Maybe, baby, she got rabies, HIV and AIDS (Aye)
Someday, daily, she be going crazy in the brain (Uh)
*****, I'ma fuck a girl until she go insane (Yuh)
Pop a female cherry like I'm snapping a membrane
Even when I rap about a girl, it's cause I'm single (Uh)
Make a pussy wet because I offer them a Pringle (Aye)
When I try to talk to girls, right down my leg, I tinkle (Yuh)
I am so alone and so I wrote this porno-jingle