[Verse 1: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang, Markiplier]
It was a beautiful day
And everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said
Listen everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world
You make me glad to be alive!
Excuse me
Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers!
That sounds nice, how do we play?
Well first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before
I don't think I wanna do that
Oh, come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all of your little friends 'cause it is time for us to motherfucking Smash!

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
Whoa! (wait, no) Let's go!
Kick the shit out of your friends (that is not cool)
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you at the end
3, 2, 1, Smash!
Mario, (hey, bro-AGH!) your chode
Has been destroyed 200% (I needed that chode!)
Can't we all just get along?
Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta Smash!
[Verse 2: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang, Markiplier]
The park was destroyed
Hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge, disgusting head
Fox said, "Hey Mario, stop crying; just psyche up and fight instead!"
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red!
Sonic looked tough
'Til Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
Then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!
Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed
Don't worry, Luigi, the clock says
4, 3, 2 (oh no...), 1, Smash!

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor, Emily Hughes, Markiplier]
Whoa! (this blows) You know
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own brother!)
Pikachu's way less fucking cute
When he is trying to electrocute you (Pika-pi!)
Samus (whaddya want?)
Is pissed you got a small amount
Of dirt on her suit (oh, you're dead, bitch!)
That is the last god damn straw!!!!!
Oh shit I think Luigi's gonna fucking Smash!
[Bridge: Danny Sexbang]
Hey, look at me now!
I'm beating up friends!
I have no regrets!
This is the fucking best!
Yes, I can see now
We're having fun in the end!
Now it all makes sense!

[Outro: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers
Ahh, Mario, you suck!
Bite me!