[Intro: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
Trunks, I need your help
What's up, dad?
Well, Bulma says I need to be more romantic, so I'm writing a love song
That's amazing, father, let's hear what you got!
Okay

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
Oh, Bulma (Whoa), sweet Bulma, I adore you oh so much
I've given up my Saiyan princehood to feel your gentle touch
It's kind of a big deal to do that, but I don't regret it
I know for sure that stupid Kakarot wouldn't fuckin' get it
Dad, well, maybe leave out the thing about Goku
What? But it's true, it was hard for me to go through
Just try again
Okay, I guess
Just sing from the heart
The one I'll rip out of Kakarot's chest?
No

[Verse 2: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
I really like the way you dress
That's good
Kakarot's wife looks like a fuckin' mess
No!
What?!
Leave out Goku! It's about your wife
I'm just working in experience from life
But what about when you were wed?
It was the best thing in your life, you said
You walked down the aisle and I thought with a glance
Your beauty's captivating them, now's my chance!
That's what you were thinking?
Yes, but I had to wait
You would've been mad if I ruined your big day
That's the nicest thing you've said so far
I figured I'd distract you with the salad bar
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
I had to wait until the reception
I asked Goten to run interception
Then I felt my hate for Kakarot explode
Yeah, I remember, you fought for three episodes
I used my Big Bang Attack
But he shot a Kamehameha right back
The collision blew up half of the venue
Reducing the selection of the menu
But you were the only thing on my mind
As the wall smashed Kakarot from behind
I burned his flesh and punched his face
Inspired by your beauty, and my unrelenting hate

[Outro: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
Okay, dad, here comes mom now
Just leave out everything about Goku and you'll be fine
Okay, uh, Bulma, ha, good to see you
I-I have a song for you... I-I wrote it about you, here it goes...
Kakarot- damn it!