[Egoraptor]
Hello, everyone! I am Egoraptor. And welcome to the first album of Starbomb! A holy-shit-amazing new band I've created with these guys: Ninja Sex Party

[Danny Sexbang]
Hello, my name is Danny Sexbang. I'm the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party. That band he was just talking about. And this here is Ninja Brian. Say hi, Ninja Brian...

[Ninja Brian]
*silence*

[Egoraptor]
Fantastic! Now, before we begin annihilating your fucking soul with tasty-ass jams, we'd like to say that we don't own the rights to the characters that we parody on this album. Like, uh, Zelda. Or Mario. Or... the... Metroid girl. Samus, that's her

But it is parody. Which means, according to the exact text of the law, ahem, "The fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords, or by any other... fucking means... specified by that section, for purposes such as... uh, shit like criticism, comment, teaching, scholarship, or research, is not a goddamn infringement of copyright."

I guess what we're saying, Nintendo... we love you. Thanks for not suing us. Now let's commence the rock!