[Verse 1]
Every Tuesday
I'll be in the driveway
Talking to a stranger for some help
Yes, you guessed it
Flowers made of plastic
'Cause I can barely take care of myself

[Verse 2]
Cold showers
You always forget your towel
I got you one before you even moved in
Hold my body
And I'll forget I hate me
You hate when I say that but I did

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Every Tuesday
I'll be in the driveway
Talking to a stranger for some help
Yes, you guessed it
Flowers made of plastic
'Cause I can barely take care of myself