Haley Blais
Matchmaker
[Verse 1]
I could be happy, I could be still
I could give all of myself
Never have to think twice if you will
Something about me, I like stability
Though I can’t fear your god, I’m finding it easy to get on my knees

[Chorus]
And I read somewhere on the internet
That if we have kids, then they won’t exist
And then I’m the bitch who ruined your family line
It’s nobody’s fault, though, but somebody’s pissed
And the boys in the back are shaking their fists
You don’t have your permit, I think that I’m too drunk to drive

[Verse 2]
A holiday memory comes back to me now
Thе smell of a food court, my shoes are untiеd and I’m lost in a crowd
What’s in a person if we’re nothing but dust?
I’m holding my hand to my mouth but I can’t keep you out of my lungs

[Chorus]
And I read somewhere on the internet
That if we have kids, then they won’t exist
And then I’m the bitch who ruined your family line
It’s nobody’s fault, though, but somebody’s pissed
And the boys in the back are shaking their fists
You don’t have your permit, I think that I’m too drunk to drive
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
And I read somewhere on the internet
That if we have kids, then they won’t exist
And then I’m the bitch who ruined your family line
It’s nobody’s fault, though, but somebody’s pissed
And the boys in the back are shaking their fists
You don’t have your permit, I think that I’m too drunk to drive

And I read somewhere on the internet
That if we have kids, then they won’t exist
And then I’m the bitch who ruined your family line
It’s nobody’s fault, though, but somebody’s pissed
And the boys in the back are shaking their fists
You don’t have your permit, I think that I’m too drunk to drive