[Verse 1]
Sunny seas, warmer skies
Looking like a holiday of a lifetime
Wanna piece of Mum and me
Skipping stones looking out at the sea
I can't wait to get back home
See my cockapoo, I know he's all alone
He's only nine months old
I'm sure he's missed me

[Verse 2]
I get back, looking tired
It's midnight out by the morning wine
I need a little concentrate
I need to lie down, get my head straight
I can't believe I found it home
I miss my cockapoo so much, I need his love
Rory, son, how you been?
Close your eye, let's go to sleep
E-e-e-e

[Verse 3]
But when I woke up, I couldn't smell a thing
It was a scentless thing I smelled
Down the stairs, I need it a little bit, cup of tea
And when I woke up, the sound of Rory retching woke me up
Got me feeling low
Rory, what have you done now?
He'd been sick, it's bad!
Censored Swear Ah, sorry
Rory, I love you
But sometimes you make me weak
Why did you have to spew?
Oh man, I miss the Maldives; I said
"Rory, son, you really test my patience
Now I feel I got a little rest
Rory, son, I took it all"
[Outro]
Ayy, oh man, I miss the Maldives
There ain't no bile in the Maldives
Man, I miss the Maldives
Oh baby, Rory, please
Oh man, I miss the Maldives
I miss the sand, the sun, my mum and me
In the Maldives
The Maldives
I'm really happy I didn't make a cockapoo joke once