[BETTY]
I'm not the kind of girl who's gotta twist and twirl
Every boy 'round my little finger
There's just one special guy who always catches my eye
In my heart, he always lingers

He needs a Betty, I'll show him I'm ready
He and I'd make the perfect pair, beware
To a certain beauty queen who comes between us
The girl for him is me

[VERONICA]
I'm not the kind of girl who comes in second place
I don't sit and wait for a date
I serve it up on a silver plate somewhere chic and fun
If that doеsn't work, I'll bring out the big guns

He needs a Ronnie, I bring it on, hе
And I are the perfect pair, beware
Goody-goody, why would he
With you when the girl for him is me?

[BETTY AND VERONICA]
The boy is mine, this Friday Valentine's dance
My chance of ending the chase
Can't hardly wait to be the one, how fun
Next Friday Valentine, Archie's mine
[TONI]
P.S. I must confess
Archie met me at Pop's yesterday
He asked for a ride on my bike
He's looking at me in that certain way
I sped around all over town yesterday with Archie
I bet you heard my engine rev

[CHERYL]
Honey, please
FYI, Archie was at my house the day before yesterday
There must have been a storm outside, 'cause whaddya know
The lights went out and me and Archie got close
His hand in mine, we had a good time
I pulled out my pom-poms, my moves were sublime
And Archie leaned in

[ALL]
The boy is mine, tomorrow Valentine's dance
My chance of ending the chase
Can't hardly wait to be the one, how fun
Tomorrow Valentine, Archie's mine
One boy, plus four best friends
Pretty girls getting ugly
Scratch and fight, kiss and hug me
Best frenemies
Me and my best frenemies