[Narrator]
"So, I guess that's where our protagonist's adventure stops for now
I hope we shared a few laughs, maybe a few tears
I hope we learned that sadomasochism is completely normal, and there isn't an ounce wrong with it
I hope we learned that even though times are tough, everything will be okay
Be sure to enjoy the next installment:

The Rise (hit it)
*excerpts from demo songs*

The Rise of Hobo-
*excerpts from demo songs*

The Rise of Hobo John-
*excerpts from demo songs*

The Rise of Hobo Johnson, out very soon"