[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Have you tried the all-new Kabang 3000?
You should
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Start your day with a bang

[Verse 1]
Where did you go?
I've got a feeling where I wanna belong
I've gotta lose it before anyone sees
They're gonna want one when they know what I'm on, oh yeah
What a relief
I'm in a bubble without making a scene
You'll be the reason why we'll both get detained
You've been a mess twenty-four hours today, oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
In your peacock flarеs and your fluffy coat
In your alligator wingtip pose
In your mama's hat and your dad's cigars
Got a bruise from evеry bouncing bar

[Chorus]
And it's me that calls up the ambulance
And it's me telling the cops you're fine
And it's me holding your long hair back
Is it me keeping you alive?
[Verse 2]
Come in to land
A little saying that you might understand
Have you been with us on this planet for long?
I'm wondering when your head will turn on, oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Peacock flares and your fluffy coat
In your alligator wingtip pose
In your mama's hat and your dad's cigars
Got a bruise from every bouncing bar

[Refrain]
And it's me that calls up the ambulance
Why's it always me that has to tell the cops you're dead?

[Bridge]
You see, I have invented a robot to do the work of all service station attendants
Here is a picture of one such robot

[Chorus]
It's always me that calls up the ambulance
And it's me telling the cops you're fine
And it's me holding your long hair back
Is it me keeping you alive?
[Outro]
Strange things happen to people who don't dial one
What's the gun for?
To get their attention