[Verse 1]
Hands that melt upon a parade
Of the royalty, bowler hat, trembling cascade
While the seagulls enjoy a battered article
Of journalism's finest polymorphic casinos

[Verse 2]
Tender cut and totally chewing gum
Oh, Mr. Receipt kept the swimming pool dry
While the daffodil frolic, remember Shaun Pollock?
A legend of 2P arcades

[Refrain]
Hey, I don't see a reservation
Would you like to sit in the fountain?
K-I-L-L-I-N-G, motherfucker, meow

[Verse 3]
Hope is found
Crack open a can of Count Dracula
Your man, he's proud
Put the rail up my nostril perpendicular

[Refrain]
He laughs like a radio
All crackled and torn
He loves like a cinema
Encore, encore, encore
[Bridge]
Life is round when you tuck into a bottle of ambassador
Hope is found, crack open a can of perivascular
Woo
Ah, forget it
It's ready

[Refrain]
He laughs like a radio
All crackled and torn
He loves like a cinema
Encore, encore, encore

[Outro]
I beg your pardon, sir, have we met?
Like, uh, negative