I know she's got a big long shiny car
I know she's famous and that she's a star
But there's one thing that she will never do
She'll never take the place of you

I like the good times and I like the bread
But don't you worry it won't go to my head
'Coz there's one thing that she will never do
She'll never take the place of you

And though I'm very far away you're always on my mind
In all the world a girl like you is very hard to find
So tell me that you want me back and I'll be cool
I didn't realise that I was breaking all the rules

Of all the places that I've been today
Right here with you is where I want to stay
'Coz there's one thing that she will never do
She'll never take the place of you

And though I'm very far away you're always on my mind
In all the world a girl like you is very hard to find
So tell me that you want me back and I'll be cool
I didn't realise that I was breaking all the rules

I bet you think that I have got it made
And that my memories of you will fade
But there's one thing that she can never do
She'll never take the place of you
She'll never take the place of you
She'll never take the place of you
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