[PERCY]
Seems my good intentions
Always crash and burn

Everything I try to do will fail
Never once will I prevail

Going wrong at every turn

[SALLY]
What belongs to the sea
Can always return

[PERCY AND SALLY]
What belongs to the sea
Can always return

[PERCY, spoken]
"It's a seashell." No... it's a gift from a god.
(Sung)
Maybe my dad was a screw up too
His best-laid plans always
Falling through

Maybe he did the best that he could do...
Maybe my dad wasn't always there
Maybe he never knew
How to care

But hey, that's life, and life ain't fair

And I know right now things are less than fine
But I think my dad may have thrown me a line

And better late than never
To finally get a sign

I'm the son of Poseidon
And I am gonna win
The son of Poseidon
And I'm done running

(Spoken)
Guys, I know how to get out of here!
I'll come back for you, mom. I promise.

[Percy blows conch shell.]

It's a portal!

[GROVER, spoken]
Whoa!
[ANNABETH, spoken]
What?

[HADES]
(Spoken)
Oh, come on!

[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Whoa!
We were set up. And I think I know who did the setting

[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
But if it's not Hades-?

[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Who wins if the gods go to war? Ares, the god of war! I bet he's watching us right now.
Show yourself!

[ANNABETH]
Well, he'll have to get through me
We'll take him down, we work
Well in three
[GROVER]
Plus a half-goat with a great goatee

(Spoken)
Let's do this

[PERCY]
So this could be the end
But I ain't sad

'Cause you're the two best friends
This screw-up ever had

And now I'll make this right
For me and for my dad

I'm the son of Poseidon
And we know you're to blame

[PERCY, GROVER, AND ANNABETH]
The son of Poseidon

[PERCY]
You may be a god, but you're going down all the same

[ARES]
Ha!
Your mouth's talking trash
You better rinse it

Your meat is minced
I'm here to mince it

I'm gonna have my war
Now give me some space
I'm gonna wipe that stupid head off of your stupid face[ARES]
I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place

I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place[PERCY]
The son of Poseidon

And I'm gonna win

The son of Poseidon

And I'm done running[ARES]
(Spoken)
Let the slugfest begin

[PERCY yells]

[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Look out!

[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Percy, get to the ocean!

[ARES]
(Spoken)
You think the god of war is afraid of a little water?

[PERCY]
(Spoken)
How do you feel about a lot of it?

(Sung)
I'm
The
Son of Poseidon
I never asked to be

But I'm the son of Poseidon
Now face the tide
Inside me