Ryan Scott Oliver
The Real Me
[SISTERS]
Shom! Digga dukka dukka huh! Huh!
Shom! Digga dukka dukka huh! Huh!

[THE YOUNG WITCH, spoken]
I'm tired of pretending I'm some quiet little hipster, reading alone in my tiny apartment, minding my business

(sung)
My place is dank and there's a mad-ass ghost
At night he bangs and booms the attic floor —
But hey, I think I locked that door?
On every sill: a charming crayon black
To keep the imps away, 'cause imps don't play;
They just feast on my cats all day

Odd incantations...
Grisly persuasions...
A few immolations...
Just what I'm into
Just what I sin to, like my kin do

The real me is a sharp hitch
She's a good witch
With a dark switch
Ev'rybody gonna think I'm too polite
But I'll send you a fright
If you don't do me right
And that's the real me
Sister, you feel me?
Yeah, that's the real me
Sister, you feel me?
[SISTERS]
Shom! Digga dukka dukka huh! Huh!
Lo!
Shom! Digga dukka dukka huh! Huh!
Lo!

[THE YOUNG WITCH]
Around my lair, I've hung six marble shelves
Each has a nasty way of crashing down
Atop the neighbor kids in town
When comes the virgin moon, find me outside
Where I'm the bitch you'll catch amidst a patch
Of mandrakes where my creatures hatch

No heart to fear me, no:
Let me come near thee
You wanna know my theory?
We keep our truth in shadows
Just ask the black crows
Every scad knows
They listen to my mad prose
Like a chorus coming back goes
A-ya! Ah...

'Cause the real me is night queen
Chill with Undine
In that realm between
Baby, wanna see my power manifest?
The fauna can attest
I'm on the land, the best
That's the real me
Sister, you feel me?
[SISTERS]
Shom! Digga dukka dukka huh! Huh!

[THE YOUNG WITCH]
Yeah, that's the real me
Sister you feel me?
Yeah

[SISTERS]
Shom! Digga dukka dukka huh! Huh!

[THE YOUNG WITCH, spoken]
My most interesting experience was with some basic who offended me and who subsequently fell down an elevator shaft and broke all of the bones in her body except one...

And I didn't know that one was there

(sung)
And that's the real me
Sister, you feel me?
Yeah, that's the real me
Sister, you feel me?
That's the real me
Sister, you feel me?
That's the real me
Sister, you feel me?