[Intro: Buk Lau]

Welcome to Sushi Station, sir
Would you like the Canine Fried Rice? (Sure I do!)
Or the Sushi Roll? (Yeah!)
Or the Big Cock? (Hell Yeah!)
Or the Tampon Teaaaaaaaa? (Yeah Big Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

[Hook]

What you need
What-what you need
I got what you need
What-what you need here

What you need
What-what you need
I got what you need
Taking off, bitch!

(Where'd you find this?)

[Verse 1]

I found this mixtape right beside a dumpster
I heard a bit, ripped the shit and then I bought another
I don't take this shit seriously unlike some others
And my dick so small, that's why I drive a Hummer
Your shit not so hot not now, is it? No summer
Make you hide and seek champion, like Osama
Run up to your hood cause you black, like Obama
And make you beg for peace now, Dalai Lama bitch!

Call my gun Scratchy, I swear it has a fucking Itch
You hike for your pussy, I put my thumb up and I fucking hitch
Your mom turn me on, like my dick had a fucking switch
I'm #1 Asshole, like my name is fucking Mitch

[Bridge]

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Oh, look, a customer! Welcome to Sushi Station, sir!

[Hook]

What you need
What-what you need
I got what you need
What-what you need here
What you need
What-what you need
I got what you need
Going back in!

[Bridge]

X: No you're not
BL: Who the fuck interrupt me? Who the fuck are you?
X: Uhh, bitches call me X
BL: Okay then X, where are your bitches?
[Silence]
X: Okay, first off

[Verse 2: X]

I don't worship wolves or Tylers or Taylors
I don't like faggots, spit your shit to fucking sailors
Shout out to my sister for abusing that inhaler
And my white game is so trash, trailer

I got a big jerkface, shout to Joey Taylor
Looks good with my suit bro, yeah I got a tailor
I heard you're moving big yo, well see you later
Send a postcard to Kyle and his white bitch, Kaylor (What?)
Wait, was it Kailee? (Bitch, buy my CD)
What you gonna do, shake me? (Yeah, like Haiti)
That was really insensitive... (Okay you're right, maybe)
Bitch I got that lemon juice
Hailey

[Bridge]

(Take 'em on home!)

X: Okay
BL: Okay!
X: Okay
BL: Okay!
?: Okay...

BL: Okay! End of the song, shut the fuck up!

X: [Laughs] Okay, uhh, this is not a diss. If you didn't get that already you're a fucking retard, and uhh yeah that's about it. Let the music fade out now...

Fucking fade out...

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GOD