I went and bought myself a ticket
And I sat down in the very first row, wow-wow
They pulled the curtain but then when
They turned the spotlight way down low, wow-wow
Little Egypt came out strotting
Wearing nothing but a button and a bow, wow-wow
Singing, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah

She had a ruby on her tummy and
A diamond big as Texas on her toe, wow-wow
She let her hair down and
She did the hoochie-koochie real slow, wow-wow
When she did her special number on a zebra skin
I thought she'd stop the show, wow-wow
Singing, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah

She did a triple somersault and when she hit the ground
She winked at the audience and then she turned around
She had a picture of a cowboy tattooed on her spine
Saying Phoenix, Arizona, nineteen forty-nine

But let me tell you people
Little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore
She's too busy mopping and
A taking care of shopping at the store, wow-wow
'Cause we got seven kids and
All day long they crawl around the floor, wow-wow
Singing, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah...