[Chorus}
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me
Catch me with my trumpet on live tv
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me
Both romantically and sexually

[Verse 1]
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me
Believe in G.O.D. not T.H.O.T
Don't need a woman, yeah a trumpet's all I need
I love my trumpet and Tariq Nasheed
All these other mambo men out here faking
Really love my trumpet but I hate buck breaking
Gotta fuck my trumpet each and every day
As long as its a trumpet then it isn't gay

[Chorus}
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me
Catch me with my trumpet on live tv
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me
Both romantically and sexually

[Verse 2]
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me back
Dick in my trumpet, that's addicting like crack
Eminem is the best rapper to exist
I like trumpets and I also like piss
Every single night and all day long
I'm sexually aroused by everything I've mentioned in this song
Made you all a track so you can bump it
Hey, Avicii bring in the trumpet!
[Trumpet solo]

[Chorus}
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me
Catch me with my trumpet on live tv
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me
Both romantically and sexually

[Outro]
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me (Ooh you know it's true)
Catch me with my trumpet on live tv (Ooh you know it's true)
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me (Ooh you know it's true)
Both romantically and sexually (Ooh you know it's true)
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me (Ooh you know it's true)
Catch me with my trumpet on live tv (Ooh you know it's true)
I love my trumpet and my trumpet loves me (Ooh you know it's true)
Both romantically and sexually (Ooh you know it's true)