9 to 5 Original Broadway Cast
Dance O’ Death
[JUDY, spoken]
Hey, you guys! I had this image of Hart running for his life and the whole office is out to get him and hunt him down!

(sung)
Hello big boy

[HART]
Do I know you?

[JUDY]
I hardly think you would
I'm just your unknown office drone
Unnoticed but quite good

[HART]
God, you're sexy, I must say
Oh, I'da noticed you
I'll bet you're quite a dancer

[JUDY]
I've got one leg up on you

[HART]
I'll follow you

[JUDY]
I fantasize about you
And being here like this
[HART]
You do?

[JUDY]
Oh yes, I've always longed to be
The last one that you kissed

[HART]
Who knew?

[JUDY]
Hold you close, whisper in your ear
Dance with you 'gainst my breast

[HART]
Well, let's

[JUDY]
Yes, let's live out this fantasy
The kiss, the dance o' death

Come on big boy, yes I will lead
And you'll do as I say
Get down, get up, am I too rough?
Oh how I'll dance upon your grave
Come on sweetheart, and dance with me
I'll show you how it goes
We'll dance real fast, I'll kick your ass
For everyone that you provoked!

I'll spin you 'round, I'll throw you down
I'll pounce upon your heart
We'll dance a bit, then end like this...
Stiletto in your private parts

[HART, spoken]
Oh God

[JUDY, spoken]
Whew, that was good for me, was it good for you? Cigarette?

[HART, spoken]
I don't smoke

[JUDY, spoken]
You wanna start?

[HART, spoken]
Not me. I plan on living a long time

[JUDY, spoken]
I don't think so
[HART, spoken]
Hey hey hey! Is it because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?

[JUDY, spoken]
Bingo

By the way, the name is Judy
Copy that!