Rockwell
Any Way You Want It
BEV
So, tell me big boy, what can the town slut do for you? I'm so horny and desperate to please you

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

I love to laugh
I love to sing
I do everything
(for anyone)
I love to move
I love to groove
I love the lovin' things

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh Henry, hold tight

Backup!

BEV, BILL, BEN, RICHIE, EDDIE, MIKE, STAN
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
BEV
Oh

BEV, BILL, BEN, RICHIE, EDDIE, MIKE, STAN
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

BEV
Slo-mo rock war!

HENRY
You’re all a bunch of losers

MIKE
That was incredible! I can’t believe you through this rock to save me

BEV
Actually, I threw it in response to Henry’s slut shaming and toxic masculinity. Yeah, but sure. I threw it to save you, too

BILL
Just so you know, I nеver believеd any of those rumors. None of us l-l-l-losers did. We like hanging with you

BEV
Oh, thanks!
EDDIE
You shouldn’t thank us too much. Hanging out with us makes you a loser, too

BEV
I can take that

I was alone
I never knew
What good love could do

BEN
Ooh, then we touched

MIKE
Then we sang

BEV
About the lovin' things

RICHIE
Like my wang

STAN AND BILL
Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
STAN
Ooh baby, hold tight

BEV, BILL, BEN, RICHIE, EDDIE, MIKE
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

BEV
Hey, Bill? Just so you know, I’ve only ever really kissed one guy. It was a long time ago. It was a really nice kiss, though. January embers…?

BILL
January embers? What’s that? Oh, is that from that play we did in the third grade? The one where we had… amazing chemistry?

BEV
No

BILL
Oh

BEV
No, it’s from the poem…?

BILL
I d-d-d-don’t know anything about poetry

BEV
Oh, okay. Never mind

BILL
Okay

BEV, BILL, BEN, RICHIE, EDDIE, MIKE, STAN
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

BEV
Oh

BILL, BEN, RICHIE, EDDIE, MIKE, STAN
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it