Upchurch
American Badass (Remix)
[Intro]
(Ha ha ha ha ha)
What's up motherfuckers?

[Verse]
I came in the game like I made that shit
Every motherfuckin' album ain't nothin' but hits
I got rappers pissed off I went from bottom to top
On the fuckin' elevator like the stairway's blocked
Now other artist's talkin' shit same age as my pops
I'm 26 years old with a Corvette drop top
Truck's blowin' black smoke with a huge back porch
Puffin' weed by the ounce with a fuckin' blowtorch
And they won't let me on T.V. no matter what I sell
'Cause I ain't in a record label, I'm unfuckable now
I got no hands in my pockets, I ain't stuck in their contract
I'm the one callin' the shots like everyone's in Iraq
Got this American Flag wavin' high in my yard
I shoot bullets at crackheads that break in my car
And I could give a fuck less if you accept me dog
Still tearin' shit up with right hooks in these songs
'Cause I grew up around the roughnecks and turned into one
Now I ride around with an attitude and fully loaded guns
You want beef with me then walk your ass to the slaughter
Lemme sharpen' the butcher knife while you step a little close
And I ain't callin' nobody, nah I ain't tellin' a soul
I'll track your ip address and show up at your front door
Dressed in nothin' but black like I'm the fuckin' Special Ops
Go ahead and call the Sheriff bitch I'm friends with the cops
Cowboy shit, John Wayne of the genre for real
Move you in front of a camera and watch them dudes eat a meal
The superstar redneck I do it all for my fans
I'm tryna raise a fuckin' ruckus like a county Monster Jam
And I don't wanna be Johnny Cash I don't wanna be Lynyrd
I wanna be my fuckin' self, same amount of remembered
And have them plaques on my wall that make my supporters proud
Walk on stage like a boss through a marijuana cloud
Chain wallets swingin' like Layne Staley in '98
All the way to your house with a machete in my hand
Jammin' down in a hole the place you're gonna land
If you ever fuck with me I'm takin' off your writin' hand
The grim reaper in flesh so take a quick look around
Chillin' at the top hell I done started a town
A town of bad motherfuckers with a badass sound
R.H.E.C. on my life 'til I'm bones in the ground, bitch
[Outro]
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