Upchurch
Donald Trump
[Intro]
Church
Let the BandPlay

[Chorus]
I'm about to snatch you pussies up like I'm Donald Trump
I stay rollin' with them crackers like I'm Donald Trump
Surrounded by bad bitches like l'm Donald Trump
And I'm always winnin' like I'm Donald Trump

[Verse 1]
My phone always ringing, most the time shit I ain't got the service
'Bout to throw it out the window, just got wheels ain't tryin' to curb 'em
Got people always hatin' same people said I was gonna flop
Their girlfriend's got me on repeat every time my fuckin' album drops
You can stare at the Chevy, see your face in the paint
Rap is all I got goin', see these tats on my hands?
You see the scars on my knuckles? You see the gun on the dash?
I stay pokin' the competition like thorns in your ass
Somebody load up the garbage let's take the trash to the dump
I'll drop a motherfucker off with them inmates son
I got the sheriff on speed dial, I give the police the Mason
I'm the king of the country so shut the fuck up and face it

[Chorus]
I'm about to snatch you pussies up like I'm Donald Trump
I stay rollin' with them crackers like I'm Donald Trump
Surrounded by bad bitches like l'm Donald Trump
And I'm always winnin' like I'm Donald Trump, Donald Trump
[Verse 2]
I'm the Churchman shit, I stay preachin' for my group of folks
Don't say my shit ain't country unless you go and read the lyrics, fuck
They say that I'm not y'all want but y'all ain't breakin' eye contact
Fuck Music Row, I stay pissin' on their contracts
And if I'm never on TV I'll let my values stack
Ain't no cameraman makin' me look like a jackass
Shit the party down south is goin' down in my backyard
Tubbs with the jeep, climbin' people's mountains and cars
Shit I'm the illest hillbilly with all the grimiest bars
No major labels fuckin' with me 'cause I take shit too far
So fuck it I say it "Throw Hillary Clinton off in the slammer"
'Cause we roll with Donald Trump and makin' America greater bitch

[Chorus]
I'm about to snatch you pussies up like I'm Donald Trump
I stay rollin' with them crackers like I'm Donald Trump
Surrounded by bad bitches like l'm Donald Trump
And I'm always winnin' like I'm Donald Trump, Donald Trump

[Outro: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, & Moderator]
You know it is, uh. It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country
Because you'd be in jail
Secretary Clinton