Upchurch
Why Boys
[Intro]
Church
Motherfucker

[Chorus]
Ask these motherfuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, what your cap size?
Askin' motherfuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, I know you wanna capsize

[Verse 1]
My noise, my voicе
Heard around town in the nice toys
My boys, my forcе
Find out what the south known for
Somebody tell transgender Hannah Montana
To take his maple-syrup-sippin'-ass back over to fuckin' Canada
Green-Goblin-lookin' honky, only known when in the web
Hashtag America, Hummer, bullet, bulletproof vest
You ain't goin' outside without your COVID-19 mask
This dude like Little Nicky, thirsty for the drama, gender fluid in a flask
Rappin' 'bout a tractor, you don't even cut your own grass
Googled Nashville, told the PR lady, "Ayy, double yes"
I kind of like how they dress
Bedazzle my jacket, got braids in my shit
Kind of look like Barbie mixed with the Ken
And I am the guy that's talking to your kids
Undercover in the system, so yeehaw rebellious
I don't choke, even in a full Nelson Mandela
No glitch in my shit, Music City antenna
I'm the underground shit, sewage tank drippin'
[Chorus]
Ask these motherfuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, what your cap size?
Askin' motherfuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, I know you wanna capsize

[Verse 2]
Hillbilly, hillbilly
Holler Boys, ain't nobody fuckin' with me
Tom McDonald, you Dennis-the-Menace-lookin'-ass n***a
You ain't got no bullets, it's illegal in your state, killer
Armored vest on a tank without a fuckin' rifle with him
Jumpin' up and down like he's the united cheerleader
This twat tweetin' on Twitter with his gender fluid fingers
"Guys, I'm savin' country rap and I think I can make it better"
This cracker dressin' up like a bedazzled Power Ranger
With some CGI cows 'cause they ain't got no farm around him
You can't poke at me, bitch, you a homebody in Cali
And South Park said y'all's heads already cut into halfsies
I'm invisible lit, gas leak, invincible spit
Komodo dragon acid drip when I be hittin' a lick
Nobody thinkin' like this, so while you sit on a fence
My language arts gun racked, holdin' infinite clips
Independent, but you poppin' up on CNN rockin' Balenciaga
On my bullshit, got the heart of twenty oxes
Shake the lane like terracotta, that's that vera causa, partner
I'ma fuck every rapper up like they was Farrah Fawcett
Get it? Pussy target, get the notebook, Ryan Gosling
You adopted neurotoxin, take caution when movin' on a martian
You the biggest fan of Marshall, let's see if the math is honest
Use my SEO when you act like this situation shocking
[Chorus]
Ask these motherfuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, what your cap size?
Askin' motherfuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, I know you wanna capsize

[Outro]
Whoop
He gon' be like
"If I'm Dennis the Menace, you're just a hobo in a wagon
I'm gonna feed you pork and beans under some bridge up in Nashville
I'm the illest rapper, dog, I got bacteria lyrics
And hog tatted on my lip, I got a sausage addiction"