Kyle Exum
Christmas Mom Rap
[Verse 1]
I don't know who you talking to like that
See that gift, I'm 'bouta take it right back
Who you mad 'bouta phone when you never clean
The home, boy you really you would get an iMac?
You need a eye check
Acting grown when your out here spending my checks
All I wanted on Christmas day when for you to get an A, but your skipping out on you assignments
Would've been four if you'd stop playing games
Your probably failing because of that phone

[Interlude 1]
That better not be a tone

[Verse 2]
I'ma still give you this just cause I'm nice
Yup, maybe now you'll go clean up my room
'Cause I told you too!

[Interlude 2]
Eardle, you for real?

[Verse 3]
See, your Dad has sense while you
Don't have none, boy you don't pay rent
What I should do is send you to your room
[Interlude 3]
You'll do what I tell you

[Verse 4]
I know your not here making messes
Boy you said that before
Then what's this on my floor?
Oh you don't wanna talk about that
Nothing to say?

[Interlude 4]
Don't talk back

[Verse 5]
Better act right or go call on that Uber
I'll knock you into the Christmas, past, present and future

[Kyle's Little Brother Timmy]
Mom this isn't fair, I got three phones, but no Yeezys I can wear?

[Interlude 5]
Oh, sorry, Timmy, we'll go buy you some, ok?
You can get to cleaning things

[Kyle Exum]
Hold up
Why is it that he go that and I only got this?
That is not fair
[Interlude 6]
Boy drop that attitude and go clean up a dish, I do not care

[Verse 6]
I swear you kids are so selfish
Should've made the naughty list, since y'all are never helping
Kyle get off of your phone

[Interlude]
I asked you to stop though

[Verse 7]
See you hear, but you don't listen
All I asked was to clean the roof and the
Kitchen, but your acting like you're stressed
Oh yeah, it doesn't matter who did it!
How'd you let this happen?
You got me distracted
And plus, you should've been watching your brother
Lets see what Santa made me with his Elves
Oh look at that a brand-new lether belt
Kyle come 'ere, 'tis the season of giving