Kyle Exum
The Teacher Rap
[Intro]
Y'all wanna act up, and act like I ain't gon' do nothing
Maybe if I do this in your language, you'll understand

[Verse]
You never wanna focus, pay more attention
Are you on your phone?
What?
That's a detention
Don't just say the answer, you better raise your hand too
Can I use the bathroom?
I don't know, can you?
Hey, no eating food in my class
What, you have food too
Ayy, don't worry 'bout that
Now who wants to come answer this, it's really simple math
Oh, no...
Kyle, why don't you come show the class?

Okay, what can I do for you today?
I just wanted to come in and talk to you about my grade
I don't really get why I got 50%
The paper was great but you didn't indent
Come on professor, you're being ridiculous
Maybe you'd do better if you were listening
Can't do simple math and you act like I'm the problem
You never taught us this
If you studied you would've got 'em
Talk to me class, there are no dumb questions
Why is X squared?
Did you listen to the lesson?
Fact, you should know this from last year
Guess I gotta give more homework for the slackers here
Can I get a drink?
Only thirst you should have is for knowledge
Always leaving class, how do you think you'll get into college
Kyle, I'm done with these games
Go to the office, they'll let you explain

Ayy, don't you chew that gum
Ayy, walk these halls, don't run
Ayy, your work's never done
All these "ayy's" but you can't get one A
Maybe 'cause you never wanna study
Should be chillin' with the books, not out chillin' with your buddy
Playing all these games, boy, that's why you have a D
Listen to Playboi Carter but you can't listen to me
It's been 4 months, can we get our grades please?
I'll take my time, don't you try to rush me
I've got so much work to grade, compared to yours it's nothing
Then give less work. Don't you try to judge me!
Hey, stay in your seat
I just dropped my pen. That don't mean that you can leave
Teacher, there's a fire! Raise your hand before you speak
If the school burns down, we're still gonna have our test this week
Here's my work
Okay, have a nice day
Kyle, I never got your essay
Wait, what? I gave it to you yesterday
I think I'd remember if you handed me the page
Guess it's a zero
Come on, that's not right
Don't get mad at me, you should've done it on time
You're missing work from the other night too
I was sick
Doesn't mean you can't do what you're supposed to do
I swear, you love coming up with excuses
Got time to complain but got no time to do it
Come on professor, just give me a chance
A good student would've done this in advance
Besides, if you're sick, you should come tell
How long does it take to send an email?
Teacher I sent one and they all say sent
Well I didn't get it
Then who got 'em then?

Alright, who's gonna answer this today?
Steve (12), Yup, you need to participate
Sir, I tried, none of this is easy
You can do this stuff believe me, look
Two plus two is four (Right)
Four plus two is six (Right)
Then you take it, set it to the limit, use rule of division, then just substitute for the derivative
I quit
Hey, wait, this is your future
Unless you wanna never have a job and be a loser
Should be hitting books instead of tryna hit the folks
Swear I'm tired of you all treating class like it's a joke
Matter fact, I'm assigning homework after this
Thirty pages due tomorrow on all calculus
Yes Kyle?
When will we use this in life?
Just do what you're assigned
Better study more, or you're never gonna pass
Hey don't pack up, there's still four seconds of class
It's not my fault you don't get what this is, any questions?
Uh, yeah
No? Okay, pop quiz
Hold up professor, you know this ain't right
This isn't even close to what was on the study guide
You should've studied more if you didn't see it there
Don't blame me if you didn't come prepared

Ayy, focus don't talk to your mans
Ayy, can't keep your phone in your pants?
Ayy, y'all listen to X but can't find it
Y'all better to Look At Me unless I'm silent
Gotta use the bathroom? Should've gone before class
You're late
It just rang
But you don't have a pass
Hey, put that snack away, there's no eating in my room (*bell rings*)
Hey, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do