[Voice: Commentator, Neymar & Ronaldo]

It's Valentine's day and it's Real 0 PSG 1

Can Cristiano Arrogantaldo, the man who is his own Valentine, equalise?

RONALDOOOOOOOOOO, OH NO CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE

RONALDOOOOOOOOOO, OH NO CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE

(What?) Haha. Neymar. Haha ou la la

Should have stayed at Barca!

I miss that bromance

Argh! Ha! Neymar

Haha! Over the bar!

Should have stayed at Barca!

I miss that bromance

I want to join you
Could you tell Zidane please?

Ha ha ha ha, we wouldn't want you, even if you were free!

I'll join your club

Get that haircut off my property!

Tell. Zidane. I'll join your club

Byeeeeee!

I'LL PASS TO YOU ALL THE TIME

(Buzzer noise)

You know that I love you! (Really?)

I want to be like you (Who doesn't?)

Save me from this bad, BAD bromance

NO! Don't want your love

All I want is revenge!
For what? Hmm, let's think

This lame bromance! (NOOOOOOO!)

Barca's your club! 3-1, perfect revenge!

Now f*** off home to your homos, homies in France!

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO! CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO! CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE

(What?)

Haha! Neymar!

Haha! Ooh la la

Should have stayed at Barça!
I miss that bromance

Argh! Ha! Neymar!
Haha! Over the bar!

Should have stayed at Barça!
I miss that bromance

Walk, walk, Junior baby

Work it, move that tush, lazy!

Walk on back to ParisSay hi to that man-lady!
I want your club!
All I want is revenge!
I want your love!
I don't want to be friends! (NO!)

Au, Revoir! Lamemar! (No)

You're merde! Bonsoir! (NO)

Ferme La Porte!

Buzzer noise

I don't want to be friends!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I don't want to be friends!
Caught in a bad bromance
I don't want to be friends!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Uh, okay, let's be friends...
Really?
NO! Hehe!

Don't want your love, all I want is revenge!

For what? Hmm, let's think...

This lame bromance! (Noooooo)

Barca's your club! 3-1, perfect revenge!

Now f*** off home to your homos, homies in France!

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO! CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO! CAUGHT IN A BAD BROMANCE

(What?)

Haha! Neymar!

Haha! Ooh la la

Should have stayed at Barça!
I miss that bromance

Argh! Ha! Neymar!

Haha! Over the bar!

Should have stayed at Barça!
I miss that bromance