Ladies & Gentlemen
Welcome to the Bad Dog Theatre
These two need no introduction
Please welcome to the stage
Flo & Joan!

Hello (Hi!)
Wow. Thank you very much
I just spilled water on my shoe
Ha ha ha

Thank you so much for coming!
This is so cool (This is fabulous)

So uh we're gonna do for you
This is our show Victory Flaps
Which we did at the
Edinburgh Fringe Festival last year
So we're just gonna record on to
A sweet little album