So when we used to live in Canada
We both had jobs & my job was that
I worked in a butcher shop

I actually had a really good time there
I loved it and my first job when I arrived
Was to make sausages

I'd make loads of sausages, it was
All done hand made by machine
You crank 'em round & pull em out

I made thousands of sausages, I made loads
Different shapes, sizes, different flavors
And I really loved it and I kind of became
Known as the Sausage Queen

When new people came in I would get to teach
Them how to make the sausages
And it was really good, sometimes
They paid me in sausages, I just had the best time

And while I was doing it I sort of grew
A love for sausages and it's become a bit of dream
Of mine to one day own a sausage shop
And I was hoping we could own one together
As Flo & Joan (I don't want that.)
And I could work out the back making the sausages
And Nicola could sell them out the front
With a badge that says Sausage Mistress (absolutely not.)

And we wrote this next song together
(You wrote this next song)
And I was hoping we could play through the [[??}]
When people come in to buy our delicious sausages

And I think we're probably all in agreement that it
Is probably the strongest song in the show