[Verse 1]
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon bovine, Heffer and calf
Holy infant so tender and calm
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

[Verse 2]
Silent night, holy night!
Cattle quake at the sight!
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly steers sing 'Alleluia
Bovine Jesus is born
Bovine Jesus is born

[Verse 3]
Silent night, holy night
Golden showers from udders above
Piss flows down with mercy and love
Come the dawn of wonton rule
Bovine lord at thy birth
Bovine lord at thy birth