[Verse]
Can we turn off all the lights and have everyone bring up there lighters like it's a big rock show, please?
Everyone bring out your lighters because I know you all smoke pot
Now I want you all to sing along with me

[Bridge]
Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
Around yon virgin
Mother and child
Holy infant
So tender and mild

[Outro]
Yay! It's Christmas!
Yeah! And where the hell are my presents?!?
Hey! If you're looking for last minute Christmas ideas...I think a good gift to give a guy is an orgasm!
I want one of those in my stocking!