[Intro]
Church! Church! Church! Church!

[Verse 1: Burnie Burns]
I am the best
No one else is any better
Maybe they're as good, but that's still a tie for the best
No one else is me
I'm the best round guy in the universe
Maybe there's a cube out there, and that could be pretty good
But I haven't met him yet
We don't hang out, so there
(Church! Church! Church! Church!)
Sing along with me now

[Hook]
I am the best
I am the best
Back me up aliens

[Verse 2: Lamar Hall]
I am the big dog, top of the line, numero uno
Man listen, I'm the illest orb you know
The god of the orbs, and Church is the name
Nobody's better and I know you feel the same
I'm so rare, I'm floating through the air
That all the other orbs ain't even in my atmosphere
They know to clear the way when the best come through
Because I'm just the best and there's nothing they can do, uh
Many tried, but just can't beat me
They all say it's hard but to me it's rather easy
To do what I do, better than the rest
Takes four words, "I am the best!"
All praise Church, the best just admit it
Can't live without me, so you gotta live with it
I gotta split, so let me hear you shout
Church, you the best! That's right, yo I'm out
[Outro]
(Church! Church! Church! Church!)
I am the best
(Church! Church! Church! Church!)
I am the best
(Church! Church! Church! Church!)
I am the best
(Church! Church! Church! Church!)
Worship me, you know you wanna do it
(Church! Church! Church! Church!)
I am a god among orbs
I am the best