FUNKe (YouTuber)
Medic Girlfriend
[Boys & FUNKe]
For a long time we’ve been fighting over gravel
With no healer around, no doubt we’ll lose the battle
Between the awful teams & chat bind memes
We want this round to end

[Uncle Dane & Lady Stanger]
Hey, think of instead, a Medic girlfriend
Huh?
That's what I said, a Medic girlfriend

[Uncle Dane and FUNKe]
She'd wear a beak of circling hearts
And killstreak eyes of fire
My girl will marvel at my kills
As I shield her from gunfire

[SoundSmith & Boys]
I couldn't care what hats she wears
Or what she looks like
It all depends on what she equips like
Krits, Vacc, Uber
Ooh

[Boys, FUNKe & Uncle Dane]
Bet the Casual Meds think you are quite the pocket
And I'll bet the ladies love Australium Rocket... Launchers
You can bet that we could use a girl
Who'd help our wounds to mend
[Boys & Uncle Dane]
What do we want?
A Medic girlfriend

[FUNKe, SoundSmith & Lady Stanger]
My girl will think I have no deaths
That I'm an epic guy
Uh, how 'bout a girl who's multi-class
Who picks what her team needs?

[Boys]
Nah!

[Uncle Dane and FUNKe]
My perfect runs and Hale's Own guns are sure to thrill her
He thinks he's such a great pubstomper

[Muselk and FUNKe & Uncle Dane]
I’ve a girl back home who always likes to heal me (Oh my god)
Bet the only girl who’d heal him plays as Mercy (Ohhh)

[Boys and Uncle Dane]
And to say that we are desperate nerds is something we’ll contend
But I really want...
A Medic girlfriend
Wish that I had
A Medic girlfriend
[FUNKe]
A Medic girlfriend