Kevin Quinn
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
[THIEVES]
Congratulations, bub!
You've joined the club
And everybody here agrees
We got the finest blend
Of nearly honest men
Welcome to the Forty Thieves

A fraternity of thugs
That you can trust
There's nothing up our eighty sleeves
Got lots of grub to share
Pull up an easy chair
Welcome to the Forty Thieves

Now you get to lie and cheat
Never have to brush your teeth
But we always aim to please
Care to love anothеr
You'll never miss your mother

[IAGO, spoken]
Oh, I lovе you, guys!

[THIEVES]
Scheming up a scam
Out on the lam
Taking whatever we please
And if you like to lurk
You're gonna love this work
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
Welcome to the Forty Thieves

[CASSIM (THIEVES)]
Together we're the perfect team (Ah, ah)
Larceny is in the genes (Ah, ah)
Dare to share the family gene (Ah, ah)
[IAGO]
Live a life of leisure
Counting all your treasure

[THIEVES]
As an honorary member
Of the band
That no one alive ever leaves
You gotta snatch and sneak
Or else your future's bleak
We've got a lifetime contract
That you're bound to keep

[THIEVES]
You wanna save your skin?
You better fit right in
Wel-wel-welcome to the-
Wel-wel-welcome to the Forty
Thieves!