[Pre-Intro: Kate & Tranium]
And you are positive that man and ape cannot be related?
As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip hop

[Intro: Soup & Chaos]
Yeah
You wanna get high?
I'm already high, bitch
Ugh, just got this feelin' in my fuckin' nuts
I just wanna
You know what I'm sayin', I just (Oh)

[Verse 1: Soup]
Yeah, lil' bitch, it's motherfuckin' monkey man
Got a big banana, I'm a motherfuckin' ladies' man
Blowin' up this track, like I'm in Afghanistan
Yeah, and I ain't done yet
Bust on yo' bitch, and hit her with a fryin' pan
Makin' it rain, baby, like I'm the fuckin' weather man

[Verse 2: Suda]
Gaga goo goo, bitch, I'm the boss baby
Daddy Daycare, motherfucker, I'm my own nanny
Shittin' on you bitches, I be overflowin'
Potty mouth, motherfucker, I ain't easygoin'
Red solo cup sippin' mommy milkies
Mommy make out day and I got yo' mommy with me
Got that sloppy toppy, gave that bitch a bib (Wah)
Whole gang wеarin' Huggies, pull up on yo' crib
[Verse 3: Crispy]
Investin' in the pussy, call mе Mark Cuban
Celiac disease, I don't fuck with gluten
Goin' in raw, it's a Monday night
Fuck segregation, it's black and white
Soulja Boy on the track, I already told 'em
She grab my dick in Dallas, call that a Texas Hold'em
Yo girl's Patreon every month, yeah, I'm pledgin'
Bank account lookin' like Raid Shadow Legends

[Interlude: Chaos]
Guys, guys, guess what, listen
I just— I'm drinkin' the winnin' Danimals
I get to see Zack and Cody
Not only Zack, but Cody too

[Verse 4: Tranium]
With a bitch that look like a fish
Make her make a wish, I don't care I'm 'bout to swish
Up in Bass Pro Shop break her walls, fuck a door stop
Tryna clear the air when I saw her at a truck stop, damn
Banana bread I'm like, "Where?"
Mmm, I'm so fuckin' hungry
You don't wanna bug me but this a free country
'Bout to go monkey, thank you, Sir Humphry
[Verse 5: TheDooo]
They call me virgin, but I've been impostor
'Cause I vented into yo' grandma's room and drowned that hag with my coom
And your Grandad, he's so clingy, after we bone
I had to go to a bank, just to get a loan
While you're simpin in Twitch chat all nekkid and lonely
I'll have your mom speechless like we're on emote only
To see these o'lies you don't need a brain surgeon
'Cause I am most definitely still a virgin

[Verse 6: Chaos]
Got no bitches, I got Bumble
Welcome to the jungle but yet we still fumble
Dreamin' of titty I can suck
We need that shit quick like it's leakin' like god damn Zuck'
Pussy too tight like tummy tuck
But all the homies and monkey man come and run it up
And at a point you gotta say that's enough
But when's enough when you gotta get buff?

[Interlude: Tranium & Soup]
Hello there Sir Humphry Davy
I've sen— I've served you a platter of bananas along with your monkey pet over there
Yeah
Is there anythin' else you would like good, sir?
[Verse 7: Soup]
Spittin', lickin', suckin', fuckin' on my fuckin' monkey balls
Suckin', lickin', fuckin', suckin' on my fuckin' monkey balls
Use my banana to answer all yo' phone calls
Then stick it in yo' mouth, and lick on my monkey ba-ba-ba-balls, bitch

[Outro: Chaos]
She got fake hair, that bitch has a perm
Ha, a fuckin' perm, bitch
Ha, a perm on that ho shit
Bitch, what the fuck? [?] what the fuck [?]…