[Alderheart]
Welcome back to the land of significance
Dusty pages shoulda stayed in, but no difference
Old guy Raven out here playin' thinkin' he has relevance
See, it's a whole new time, man
You're way outta your prime, man!
Already old news way back in Arc Two
'Cause when the Clans moved, we moved on from you!

And though I'm anxious, I grew up and overcame it
Found my place and filled the space inside the Clan I was raised in
While old 'Paw's stuck in childhood days
Even stickin' to apprentice names

Now I know I should never punch down
But when it comes to failing upwards, buddy, you sure wear the crown
Sent to get a snake bite
And couldn't get that right
Barley’s gotta see me, gonna check that eyesight

Uh, I-I'm sorry... You see, I-I didn't read all the rules when I-I signed up for this, and I-I-I don't necessarily mean any of this, but-b-b-b-but now that I'm here, I just gotta play a fair game, you know? Hah hah... Ah hah... Please don't hurt me...

[Ravenpaw]
Take a breath, boy
You’re stuffin' your part with so much fillin'
Like the second half of your main arc
That died 'longside the villain
You’re a poor imitation, fake and shaken shot at me
Another faceless one arc makeshift
POV now 'hind the scenes

My story is historic!
Got books, mangas galore
It seems the fame follows my name
I don't need a new one for it!

Now, I may have left, but I found love and pride
You left, brought back mass felicide
You're Fire's line?
That can't be right
Think your tree's exclusively daddy's side

You know, that was not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. Huh. I'm a little... a little sweaty, a little... little tired, but um... You know, I-I-I think we're just-you know, we're just havin' a fun time, right? You're not gonna dig too hard into me, right? ... Right?

[Alderpaw]
Funny you should bring up lines
When mine's so distinct, and prophesied
Yours was an afterthought, didn't really think
Sprung from one of, like, ten different Robinwings

I took everything you are and made it better
Like a diamond I developed under pressure
Shot at leaving once more for good measure
'Cause it's the only thing about you we remember!
Had your whole storyline defined by my gramps
While I lead the fandom to a golden renaissance
Got the books back in demand
Even after Dawn of the Clans

I'm the craftiest med-cat ThunderClan's seen!
I intervened with death, its berries bow to me!
Take your BloodClan mate and hit the road
I hope your liver holds out 'til you get back home!

[Ravenpaw]
Some "berries" on you to claim you champ death
When so many cats died in your butterfly effect
Snowbush, Onestar, Rowanclaw and Max
Dawnpelt, Needletail
And dude, that's like, half of your hitlist!
Better keep my distance!
Misery follows in your footprints
You can say you're fine
But your friends say different
Well, they did, when they were livin'!

Take an aim at my love, sure, Barely can take it
But you can't say the same, if I'm not mistaken
Your love plot dropped long before it developed
Had us rootin' for Needle, but ya ran after Velvet!
You’re an okay guy, all things considered
Your mom's like fam so ya got some good in ya
Guess the real apology goes out to the listeners
They'da had a better rap had we got it from your sister