SILVERSTREAM
Come to spoil yet another rap?
Well get ready to bow down 'cause you met your match
You're a wanna-be, a clan oddity
What did Greystripe see in this catastrophe?

You went from being dull, to unbearable
You should've been squashed
Instead of Longtail
Wanna be like us clan folk
But you won't revoke your old housefolk

Poor Thunderclan must've been in a jam to take the likes of you
But to be fair, they were unaware
Of all you'd put them through
I'd understand if you wanna scram 'cause your dignity's falling
In fact, I think I can hear the sound of your Twolegs calling

MILLIE
Yikes! That’s a lot of mouse dung coming out of such a pretty mouth
Can’t take responsibility when your antics go a little south
You’re always blaming Daddy when he’s given you the perfect life
If he only knew what you went through to end up as a trophy wife

Whoa I’m losing track just counting on all my eighteen toes
To recount the things you screwed up thanks to “Silver’s tale of woe”
First things first, thanks for bleeding out your insides…
Could’ve kept your paws in RiverClan and actually stayed alive
I’m pointing out the obvious cuz you don’t seem to know
I saved your precious Graystripe from skipping it solo
I learned how to fight and hunt and I got down and bloody
Your lovely contributions got him… child custody

SILVERSTREAM
Hold on a sec!
And take a step back
And gave your brain a wrack
You freaking maniac!
And since you brought up kids let’s talk about that
What kind of mother splits, after one goes SPLAT

Your neglection pushed her over
The dark forest pulled her closer
I let you live, don’t forget that kitty
I really knew I should’ve spared my pity

MILLIE
‘Split’ and ‘splat’ are the perfect names for your bastard brats
Cuz one went splat and the other went split on the trail of a mountain cat (mrow)
So give it up, no need to act tough, we all know you’re just petty
You’re up in the sky, so bitch, buh-bye, we’ll see you later sweaty (: