Katya Zamolodchikova
Interlude 13
[Katya]
Wow, what a great gift! I don't suppose you happen to keep the receipt because I'd like to return it

[Jiggly]
Has anyone ever told you that you're shadier than Willam's 5 o'clock shadow?

[Katya]
Has anyone ever told you that cheap two dollars a yard fake sink wrinkles worse than Tempest Dujour's face?!

[Alaska]
Not today, satin!

[Manila]
Stop arguing- I can't take any more! Aren't we suffering enough without this constant bickering?!

[Katya]
Suffering? What do you mean?

[Manila]
Well, for starters, Ivy Winters is about to do a second song!

[All]
Aaaaaaah!