[Jiggly]
I'm afraid I have some bad news, you guys

[Alaska]
You're singing a second song?

[Jiggly]
No

[Manila]
Michelle Visage is out there and she's going to read us all to filth?

[Jiggly]
No!

[Katya]
You read my diary and now you know all about the time I when was 15 and I stole my family's minivan and I accidentally backed over my stepfather with it so I could go to that God damn Katy Perry concert, and when I came home, he was still in the driveway moaning 'Doris, I can't feel my legs'

[All]
What?!

[Katya]
Just kidding

[Jiggly]
No, Peppermint has stage fright again. She's locked herself in the ladies' room and won't come out
[Manila]
But- The show must go on!

[Alaska]
Wow. Did you just make that up?

[Manila]
Don't come for me Alaska thunder thighs. My point is there's an audience out there and they deserve a show, not excuses!

[Alaska]
You're absolutely right. I'll go on stage and sing another song!

[Katya]
You stay here and I'll go and tell Thorgy Thor she's on

[Alaska]
And how exactly is that a better idea?