[NADIA, spoken]
Oh thank God, I haven't seen your belly button for hours

[IVY, spoken]
Does it look good? I don't have the advantage you do of it being way out in front of me. You know I've noticed some of my clothes are missing. 

[NADIA, spoken]
Yeah, I think we've all noticed that 

[MATT, spoken]
Ready ladies? Wow, are you performing?

[IVY, spoken]
If you're lucky. 

[NADIA, spoken]
I'm not going. 

[MATT, spoken]
What do you mean?

[NADIA, spoken]
I mean no. Fucking go already

[MATT, spoken]
Alright!

[IVY, spoken]
Well, you have a good night, and don't touch anything. 

[NADIA, spoken]
Said the whore uncharacteristically 
(sung)
A quiet night at home
Silent night
A joy to pass a quiet night at home

A quiet night at home
All my friends are gone
And once again I find myself alone

A quiet night at home
Just me and my good shepherd
He and I can count a million sheep

A quiet night at home
Filling up the time
'Til finally I get to sleep

A quiet night at home
Mother's worried glances
Take my hand, smile sadly, sigh

Words of wisdom
Talk of ships and princes
Soothing sagas laced with loving lies

Sadness
Who, me? Sad?
A quiet night at home
My favorite place

Honey, it'll be okay
Slim down, dear, things will change
After all, you've such a pretty face

A quiet night at home
Play my siren song
Attracting none, my ship just won't come in

Clinging to
The rigid rock of ages
Never ever even
Get the chance to sin

Passing two productive hours
Tearing through a hundred pages
What a tale of star-crossed lovers
Life is lived on other stages

Pain adores me
God ignores me
Always thinking, thinking
Sinking, never dancing
Never asked and asking why
Why the never?
Never cry
Far too clever
Big girl
Big girl

Ships and princes
All gone home
Alone again
Again, alone

A quiet night at home
With thoughts of why
A quiet night at home, spent
Getting by