[Interlude]
"The Simpsons"
"As days go by"
"Television:
An unparalleled blending of science and art"
"Welcome
It's nice to have you here
I'm so glad you could come
This is going to be such an exciting day
I hope you enjoy it
I think you will"
"What you're going to hear about today
Is nothing short of a miracle"
"But's that's only part of the story"
"This fellow's good"
"A man who needs no introduction"
"I give you"