{Verse 1]
Fun times are ahead of us, yeah
The goose is back in town
Hide all of your valuables
And lock your storefront down

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause he's got a list, and you're on the list
And he'll always get his way
Think twice before you go out today

[Chorus]
Mr. Goosey's
On the loose, he's
Got a goal in mind
Mr. Goosey
Tell me what you see
What's the deal this time?
No harm no foul
No fowl no harm
So shut the gate
And sound the alarm
Look out folks
Mr. Goosey's coming through

[Verse 2]
Sunshine is upon us now
But the goose will bring the rain
Keep laughing, but I'm not joking
Wait 'til you're insane
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause he'll paint you red, and he's in your head
So just don't get in his way
It doesn't matter what you say

[Chorus]
Mr. Goosey's
On the loose, he's
Got a goal in mind
Mr. Goosey
Tell me what you see
What's the deal this time?
No harm no foul
No fowl no harm
So shut the gate
And sound the alarm
Look out folks
Mr. Goosey's coming through

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Mr. Goosey's
On the loose, he's
Got a goal in mind
Mr. Goosey
Tell me what you see
What's the deal this time?
No harm no foul
No fowl no harm
So shut the gate
And sound the alarm
Look out folks
Mr. Goosey's coming through